NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.

YOU GUYS. FREE PORN. PORN THAT IS FREE. NETFLIX AIN'T FREE. WTF. WHY DO YOU HATE PENISES AND VAGINAS SO MUCH? Netflix is RERUNS.

Perrie Edwards, Zayn Malik's fiancée, is getting Yoko Ono'd by 1D fans.

Nerp, still too soon for me! Still hearing that "47%" remark in my mind.

I can think of someone whose schedule just opened up...
And he seems to have a predilection for the S&M.

Before I got him, my dog was returned to the pound by a family who sent him back because their cat was so mean to him! He was just standing there, getting beat up, and they said it wasn't fair to him.

Ugh. Good point. But I still figured gchat had the easy win.

You're a lot like America in that way.

Binge watching versus libraries? My God, this is like Sophie's Choice!

Royal Blue

It really is okay for female heroes to look shapely and attractive—just like male heroes—so long as they also look like they can fight.

Bah. I'll leave the incest stories and rape fantasies to the side, though my suspicion is that written accounts of these fantasies give people who have them some outlets without dragging actors and camera operators and the like who may not share them into something possibly harmful.

I can't get over how relieved I am that she isn't wearing heels.

My first thought seeing the picture you posted, before even finishing reading what you wrote, was "I want to *be* her". Female power fantasies ftw!

My first thought seeing the picture you posted, before even finishing reading what you wrote, was "I want to *be* her". Female power fantasies ftw!

The breast plate is unrealistic (yes I've read the article about how shaped armor would actually kill the wearer, hence why I referred to them as fantasy-practical, haha), but I'd hesitate to call it sexualized. There's no cleavage, no ridiculous underboob crease, no ornate nipple, no leather straps holding two…

The only thing I'd say still makes her overtly sexualized is the boob-plate, which is not only impractical, it's actually trying to kill the wearer. But, having said that... the "realistic option" is basically a single convex plate over the chest, which would no doubt have everyone screaming about how Marvel is…

Agreed; she's anything but hyper-sexualized.

Thank you for coming up with a way that I can accept free porn's inevitable ride to the finals.

Free porn for those who like reading. Literacy and orgasms!