free porn minus people getting slapped in the face by penises for 5 minutes. WIN ALL AROUND

Well, I for one, read the books because I think it's v important to read at least 10 consecutive pages of nipple descriptions every day.

Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…

I don't know why people have to make things so difficult.

You truly are the vox populi. The people in the comments called upon you and you answered. Bravo!!!

Sometimes I realize that this world is far better than I ever thought it would be.

Maybe I'm just a big old perv with dime store ideas BUT I feel like these pictures are the precursors of the Playboy / Penthouse girl-in-lingerie-playing-with-herself photos. Women attending to themselves privately.

I think you probably have a little exposure bias going on. Most people I've met think that autism is NBD because most of the autistic people you can actually meet in life are on the mild-to-moderate end of the spectrum. People with severe forms of it are more often confined to their homes, hospitals, state facilities…

"Hey baby, smile!"

LOL! Those are awesome examples. I never think of witty shit like that when I'm boiling mad though. Hope I remember these!

Oh I gotta start telling people to chase pigeons, then I'll flip em the bird and point it away. "there it goes!"

OMG I love that!!! Adding it to my repertoire!

"Chase that pigeon!" made me laugh a lot. I might steal that, for situations where this happens and there are pigeons around.

while i love the binders full of women meme, can we please just not forget that before he went on and on about his binders, he said that he would fix the wage gap by ENSURING THAT WOMEN CAN GET HOME BY 5:30 TO COOK FUCKING DINNER.

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That's the idea. You knock the weak ones out first.

I'm assuming the people who prefer 'Guys Who Take Their Dicks Out On The Subway' over 'Binge Watching' are the actual guys who take their dicks out on the subway?

Honestly, I don't think it is obvious. That's part of the subconscious bias thing. We all know it's wrong when we do see it, but the whole point is that it's something that's so prevalent and so natural that we don't always recognize and internalize that it's happening.

Theoretically, since she was doing EXACTLY the entire point of her job that they hired her to do, they should give her a raise.