That’s how my dad types. Two index fingers, striking each key with purpose, like he’s writing a strongly worded letter to Herbert Hoover

This may be pathetic, but the single best thing for my typing-without-looking was playing World of Warcraft. I didn’t use any kind of mic, so I had to type all the time while playing, which meant I had to type fast. I didn’t even realize it until I was at work (this would have been about 10 years ago), and I was…

incel is shorthand for involuntarily celibate.

And finally, there’s Sly and the Family Stone. They’re not really superheroes, though. More just like everyday people. 

It’s times like this that I remember that literally nobody watched Rectify. This guy gave one of the best performances on one of the best shows ever, and nobody even expresses sadness at hearing such disappointing news about Teddy?

Lol, so basically you are feeling kind of indignant about that one small sentence?

It’s helpful because many people don’t realize that white people get really indignant over the smallest of things, especially when it comes to black people and it’s important to point out that white people get really indignant over the smallest of things, especially when it comes to black people because if people…

*cocks eyebrow quizzically*

It’s not really his fault that the villain was more interesting, because it was a very interesting villain. Same thing with Thor.

...I’m picturing this now. The baby will have a smudge of orange marmalade on its forehead.

Don’t forget the drunk-driving incident in Aspen when he lied to the police and said his girlfriend was driving. I once heard a funny story about him. A bike rider was at a work conference and was chatting with someone who also rode and lived in Austin. He asked the guy “So what’s Armstrong really like?” The Austin…

Sorry, lucrative was a poor choice of wording. West Berlin was a highly sought placement at the time of his graduation.

Armstrong was undoubtedly a huge asshole who took a sledgehammer to a few people’s careers and lives, and he should have to reckon with that. But to bleed him dry would have been gratuitous and draconian.

Excellent reply. This post (along with yesterday’s Armstrong post) claims that Armstrong didn’t deserve the full $97M punishment. FUCK THAT. You know what Armstrong doesn’t deserve? The lifestyle he will forever enjoy as a direct result of lies, deceit and the absolute worst behavior toward countless people. No, he…

Word has floated around for a few years that he actually fucked up during his service and his history certainly has some gaps.

So, you are OK that he destroyed people who spoke out against his doping? He dragged many to court and spread rumors they were drunks and unreliable. He destroyed their careers but, oh well, his podcast is pretty interesting.

Armstrong remains an unrepentant, life-ruining asshole. He deserved much worse.

OT, but trolls like Nick should not be fed. Not even your most sincere and/or acerbic toothpaste filled cookies.

Fuck him and fuck you too. You’re both monstrously sociopathic dicks with shit for brains. As if it doesn’t already suck on a truly existential level to be homeless, you have to keep an eye out for people disguising pranks as a modicum of decency.

I haven’t watched this movie in a while but I still love it despite all its warts. (Fun fact: I own this on DVD but it’s a DVD from the time when the technology was still a brand new thing so they had to put the movie on both sides of the disc.) But, after taking this trip down memory lane, I’ll never understand how…