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39 law enforcement officers have died this year, 35 by bad agents in the line of duty.

We’d all fare better in a world without murderously racist far-right state actors on every street corner, dumbass.

After these losses, Djokovic dumped his official coach Radek Stepanek, as well as Andre Agassi, with whom he’d had a more informal arrangement. Recently Djokovic has been eager to change the scenery when he’s playing poorly. It was exactly one year ago at this event, the Monte Carlo Masters, that Djokovic nuked his

White people who pretend to be black on the internet are one of life’s mysteries.

“Dag” is what a white man who’s last contact with black culture was “A Different World” says when trying to sound like a black woman.

theQueen is not Russian! (thaQueen is a middle-aged white man, but AN AMERICAN ONE.)

How is the weather in Moscow?

The Japanese version will always be great for the following reasons:
1) Most of the time no one fucking won. The lack of a winner really lent to the fact that it was only the best of the best.
2) The first 20 or so contestants were just Japanese comedians in diapers getting destroyed.
3) A fucking shoe salesman won

I wish they would cut out the bullshit made-up backstories. Seriously, they feed those “inspiring” backstories to people and won’t let in someone who aces the course but won’t regurgitate their reality show crap in a convincing fashion. Thank god for DVRs, which turns 3 hours of horseshit into 30 minutes of quality

I SEE YOU BLAST HARDCHEESE!!

I preferred the Japanese version of Ninja Warrior. Everyone took it so seriously and the fact that I couldn’t understand what the announcer was screaming made it all the better. Some say Nagano is still just barely losing on the rope climb...

But i do love your liberal hatred

“Are there any Hispanics in the room?”

No solamente trump es un pendejo y un hijo de su chingada madre, su sentido del humor es nulo.

Thank you for saving me 4:05!

Yet again, another fucking video that doesn’t answer the fucking question in the headline.

I am disappointed with me because I clicked.

Jughead has two settings this season: moral indignation and revolution. He’s never sad, he’s never happy, he’s never hesitant, he’s never loved up, he’s never caustic. It’s just outrage or the Coldplay version of Viva La Revolucion.