I mean... what about all of us buying new cars for the long haul? It's not like that demographic doesn't exist!

I’m no Alberto Einsteino but wouldn’t Morey’s post indicate that Glen Davis is the bad teammate...not Rondo?

My wife is extremely allergic to crab and lobster and not at all to shrimp or scallops. Lighten up, raindrop.

On one hand, I agree she’s not punk, and was just a pop singer who wore ties for some reason. On the other hand, I enjoy watching the rending of garments among punks who take the label way to seriously.

Necco Wafers.

Nah, sporting events don’t turn people into obnoxious dicks.  Sporting events just attract obnoxious dicks.

Yes yes, Yankees fans learned how to be assholes from the media, definitely

For years the NHL has been much too lenient when it comes to penalizing plays that can and do seriously injure an opponent (especially when it’s a Canadian player vs. a non-Canadian). Is this the dawn of a new day? We’ll see.

Wilson is clearly a piece of shit and 20 games is about right, but the bigger surprise of the day is that this is Deadspin’s 4th hockey post today!

Classy...”Hey Bro, you can dock my boy 20 games, but the next head shot, i dont care who that broski is, he better get at least 21 games.”

What will set Wilson apart is that he’s a repeat/recent(!) offender. 3 suspenstions in 105 games is pretty stupid. There just aren’t any other players like him out there to compare to. Maybe Gudas, Marchand or Rinaldo?

Man, it’s not even the “watch a TV show” part to me. It’s the fact that I have to look over and take my eyes off the road for a sec to turn the aircon down (or do other, similar basic functions) on a lot of these cars that bugs me. That’s a lot easier to do with a physical knob that provides some kind of touch…

“He’s amphibious!!!” - Emmitt Smith

Once again, I’m on the side of the person who didn’t use the term “disrespected.”

Please give more to the owners. They’re not rich enough yet

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

my door is in an alley, and the uber eats address is a bit off, but close enough. i always send a message in-app to the driver the says ‘door is in alley, reads AAA’ (it doesn’t read AAA, but this is for descriptive purposes). 10 times out of 10 they don’t read that message and get lost, then call me, and then when i…

I get this shit with UberEATS all the time. They expect me to walk out to the parking lot to meet them, like I’m a fare they’re picking up. WTF?

Unless you cannot buzz someone into the building from your apartment and have to physically go to the door to let them in, a delivery person not willing to complete the transaction at the apartment door is automatically forfeiting a sizable chunk of their tip.