(Maybe not the extreme of NBA/MLB, but there should be a middle ground)

But they only sign players who are good people and fit in with their clubhouse culture! Theo has said that over and over! They’re different than other teams because being good people is more important than being good baseball players or something!

Where would the common man learn who’s REALLY their advocate if not for the tireless New York pizza pundits?

Is there anything more horridly stupid than New York shitbirds flipping out over a politician eating food wrong? “OH MY GOD! Pizza with a fork and knife?! I never!”
It’s one of the most annoying things about New Yorkers next to literally every other thing about New Yorkers.

lol @ the idea that they have to make an announcement to all around every 5 mins or something - i mean what?

What players do we think Nelson smoked with that he coached?

I can’t imagine what being a stoned millionaire feels like.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

You can compare the two directly. Does the YETI, at 4x the cost, provide 4x the performance for your needs? If not, eat shit, YETI.

You can compare the two directly. Does the YETI, at 4x the cost, provide 4x the performance for your needs? If not,…

The only thing that matters is how they perform not how they were made 

The only thing that matters is how they perform not how they were made 

you should probably read the article where it mentions (and links) a youtube video where this cooler kept ice frozen for seven days...

you should probably read the article where it mentions (and links) a youtube video where this cooler kept ice frozen…

spotted the Yeti rep

spotted the Yeti rep

I’m surprised she told you about that.

I hate to break it to you but Tarragon contains the substance trans-anethole which is closely related to Anethole (anise camphor) which is the essential terpin responsible for Anise’s flavor. Yes Tarragon has a bunch of other stuff in it that does make it more complex but it most certainly has an underlying note of…

Ventilated seats...with a strong motor.  My current ones barely do anything, unless I’m coming home from the gym with swamp-ass.

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Why does this shit even have a career?

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Vinegar too.

I'm not an (Americanized) Chinese food connoisseur or anything, but the sauce for Broccoli Beef is absolutely not the same flavor as the sauce for General Tso's. And if either of them came out as watery as the sauce in that header picture, I'd be very disappointed.