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The higher price is one of the symptoms of a horrible condition known as Hoosier Syndrome... Somehow, defying all logic and reasoning, Hoosiers think that just because their meth addled maga hands touched something it is instantly worth more than its original price. Used cars are no exception. Check out Indiana…

You should really use white vinegar for better results. Less of a residue. 

When we rolled up to the van, and I first saw a vehicle I’d been dreaming about for over six months (I’ve been dreaming about diesel Voyagers in general for many years), my heart raced

The people behind the scenes of Ellen’s show aren’t working in bumblefuck with no unionization or human resources. They’re grown ass people that I’m sure have held other positions before they got hired for the Ellen show. If that workplace has become so toxic their first stop should have been HR not fucking twitter.

I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it, but don’t you find it mildly amusing?

This is a fantastic piece. But I want to add that I think this (“If you’re a man who represents the socialized ideal of Peak Masculinity—brash, cocksure, manipulative, unapologetic, seductive—you can have your way with us.”) goes across the board with males, regardless of color.  Most of those white dumb dumbs at…

TL;DR: vote with your wallet and stop buying their phones.

Speaking of which, I assume Drew has some good poop stories from being on opiates in the hospital. I’ve only been on opiates once, and fired out a multi-Couric dump after like a week.

That is greater Jihad The jihad of self, the other and far more common (and the one listed in most dictionaries) is lesser Jihad and is - as the link I provided states - holy war against non-believers. As I also stated the people in the video’s personal interpretations of Jihad (in this case Greater Jihad) are welcome…

“My Yelp review was fucking G L O W I N G.”

I’m a parent of two and our local pub did this too. We went in before and left before 5 or ordered takeout, super hard stuff. How late are staying out having a drink with a newborn anyway?

The level of entitlement of this guy is so damn high.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

“This is the game where Ryan Leaf finally delivers on the potential that the Chargers drafted him for!”

Legitimately, how does this happen? Does anyone work in broadcasting here?  He’s speaking so fluidly as though he’s prepared, but the Mad Libs of players is all wrong. 

I never understood curfews for adult children in college. I think it is important to set some boundaries on being respectful, though: if it’s going to be after midnight or whenever you go to bed, a courtesy text letting you know they are okay and what their plans are is entirely reasonable to expect. But they don’t…

Yeah... My parents would have been considered strict by many measures, but by the time I had graduated high school it was basically “Let us know your general plans, and don’t wake us up when you get home.”

Why on earth would you give a 20-year-old home for a short period of time from college a curfew?!? Maybe I’m an outlier, but when my kids are 20, they determine how to live their lives.

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings.