Calling it:  Euron Greyjoy gets killed by a zombie shark.

His voice is a hard no for me. I’d, as you so eloquently said, ‘do him so dirty he’d forget his own name for a few days,’ but it would be with the firm understanding that his ballgag never comes off.

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

See, I love me a good lip balm for moisture, but I hate gloss and I will NOT go back. It’s sticky and I spend all my time wondering if it’s on my cheek after my hair got trapped in it...

You are amazing!! Also, if I’m remembering correctly, your makeup is fuckin’ fierce! Keep on keeping’ on, fair lady!

Girl, congrats! 2 years of sustained effort towards a gradual goal... that’s the kind of self discipline that gets you ahead in anything. You should be proud of your results but also what that says about you as a person.

Ignore your mother - you are a rock star!

You go girl! That’s an amazing achievement!

Brag away, that’s amazing. I hope your immune system gets back to itself in 2018 and you have a happy and healthy year of not caring at all how old you are, cause seriously, your mom may be projecting a bit (a lot) with the age hangup.

You should be so proud of yourself for losing half your body weight. I’ve been there and know how hard it is. Age is just a number and you’re probably healthier than you were 10 yrs ago, and adding years to your life. Also, lemon drizzle cake?! I’ll be right over!

That is incredible! I’m so proud of you!

Losing 220 lbs is a huge accomplishment and you did it and so yeah, you should brag about it all you want.

Go you!

she’s not a nice person so I’m just going to ignore her and enjoy my long weekend

That is an important accomplishment- well done! To continued health and happiness!

I really like the look of the sand dollar blanket! I like making circle blankets.

Holy Crap! You’re a weight loss genius! Continue not to give a shit about your age...my best friends and I turned 50 this year and we went to a huge music festival to celebrate. Man, what a great time. The good thing about getting older is that you can give yourself permission to cut off any thing or any person that…

That’s amazing. Congratulations and Happy Holidays:D

WOO I made fun magnetic eyeshadow palettes!

Congrats on the weight loss! I know how hard that is to accomplish, at my heaviest I was 220 lbs, 17 years later I’m 125 lbs.