45*’s subconscious, whose allegiance to its half-melted Creamsicle host is up and down like a toilet seat at a frat party, is rebelling again. You might have noticed that sometimes the Code 45* reflects the awful things that Orange believes, and sometimes it is a medium through which his more pragmatic subconscious…
Mainstays because anyone who pays more than .94 cents for a 3.5 oz candle is just loony to me
Mainstays because anyone who pays more than .94 cents for a 3.5 oz candle is just loony to me
Dear General Kelly,
What the huh?
Well you’re doing a damn fine job. Thanks for the product recommendations. What do you use for foundation? It looks so flawless. Velvet skin!
This sounds like something that could make “ black identity groups” angry....
A salem trip sounds magical right now. You’re giving me all the Hocus Pocus feels! But I also wanted to comment and say that your makeup skills are on point. My eyes do not look this good when I blend. Somehow it all ends up kind of cake-y looking. (Perhaps it’s the cheap makeup I buy - I’m a maybelline/drug store…
Salem is a blast and this is the perfect time of year to go. (The week before Halloween and Halloween itself is pretty horrific for traffic and crowding.)
I finished my thing yesterday!
When we first adopted our little guy he would pull anything soft that he saw draped over furniture onto the floor and make himself a nest where it fell. Sweaters, bath towel, afghan, tablecloth (yikes!), clean clothes for the next morning - he was an every opportunity thief.
Finished another ornament the other night!
I’m thinking James Cromwell.
...or a British Bridget Jones.
Are you wearing the Stila Huge Lash in your pretty makeup pics? I’m always looking for a good mascara and your lashes look luxurious.
You are gorgeous and your smoky eye skillz are awesome! Also fuck that ex-friend.
I went on my very first date since being married for 20 years and separated/divorced for 2.5. The whole “he smells good” thing?? I forgot how important that is. My first date guy didn’t smell like anything, and I was disappointed.
I made paw print cake decorations for a friend’s daughter’s birthday. Normally I decorate the cake directly, so this was a bit out of my comfort zone.
There are users like this everywhere. I had someone who said she was my friend but ghosted me not soon after I helped her with her bed bug situation in her apartment. Key takeaway is to never say yes to people all the time. Make them work for your friendship.
Not to be obnoxious or anything...but I’m getting married tomorrow!! Eeeeeeeeeee!