Awwwww widdle piggies.

There’s a joke in there about his politics making you roll your eyes harder than when he made you “arrive”...but I haven’t quite worked it out yet...must have coffee.

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

As someone currently menstruating (and happy about it), I salute you!!

Me either!!!! *high five*

You are so welcome.

This is the only news that matters. Unless of course you have a reality show and beauty line planned, and then this news is very disappointing.

I keep having pregnancy dreams (nightmares really) and I don’t think this news is helping. Don’t worry, my period ended like 3 days ago so I’m not pregnant either. Cheers to us!

Congratulations! (I hope?)

Is the name Gavin all that different from Chad, really?

likely opposition from Sen. Susan Collins.

What a shame it’s such a pain to work with. Your dragon yarn is gorgeous!

Damn girl, your makeup is awesome. I am not good at being a girl, but that eyeliner is making me want to go play with all my makeup.

You are beautiful.

Call her out!

Your skill at eyeliner is enviable!

I FINALLY finished this hoop inspired by Henry Darger I’ve been working on forever.

I liked the Pacifica blush I got in my Ipsy bag. It’s full size and I like both colors. The one on the left is something I would have never tried. This is what makes it worth it, to me.

Even if it’s not, message me and I’ll make you one!