Best way to wear blue... pair it with vivid colors and tell people it’s a “look”. I went with fuschia and peach today, told everyone I was rocking that unicorn “look”. It helped that I sparkly blue sneakers and a shirt with little unicorn heads on it.

I don’t do anything fancy with my skin care. I use the old Neutrogena facial cleanser (the amber stuff in the plastic bottle), Dickinson’s toner, whatever moisturizer I have on hand (I think it’s something by Olay at the moment), and sunblock (again whatever I have on hand).

I look at them and think “I chose that over sleeping an extra 30 minutes in the morning” and I’m almost a little annoyed with myself...

I bought a bunch of stuff to make a large macramé room divider for my new place. My man friend found this huge ass box of antique-y looking keys at a flea market and I’m going to try to incorporate them into it.

I went the exact opposite and told my girl to throw some color on my shit (those words exactly)

I’ve been reading Her Body And Other Parties, a book of short stories. “Especially Heiness” made me put it down and walk away for a minute. I’ll go back and finish the rest when I’m sure I’ve recovered.

I got a ticket today for talking on my phone... my phone was in my bag on the backseat. I was fat-girling it up on one of those Hershey Gold candy bars and the cops thought it was my phone. And now I have to go to court with phone records, a candy wrapper, and the receipt for said candy wrapper, and keep a straight…

Five times a day seems excessive. I have a pretty high sex drive and even once a day is uncomfortably iffy. It would have to be mediocre and uninspiring for me to be like “yeah, I’m gonna need to do this again” just to be satisfied.

I don’t know much about Moby, I was never into his music...

Witch Cunt™️...

Re: Kloe

I thought that said “witch cunt” and I wasn’t even a little surprised. Even after I reread it for clarity, still wouldn’t have been surprised if it had said what I thought it said. That’s where I am with this guy.

Ive been trending away from smokey eye looks for the past few weeks. I was watching some of Lisa Eldridge’s videos on The YouTubes and really enjoy the looks she does with shadow just blended into the outer V of the crease. I’ve been doing some variations on that with a matte cream colored shadow on the lid and a…

I have zero recommendations but I have to say I did not like any of the Drunk Elephant line. Given the price and the hype, I expected wayyyy more. I’m glad the stuff I got was a gift and I didn’t spend the money (not that I would have) on the products or I’d be really annoyed.

Black & White cross stitch portraiture sounds like a uh lucrative niche to get into.

Maybe it’s just me...

So, why isn’t Michelle coming for some of the queens this season who aren’t padding like she did for a few queens in previous seasons?

Missing stuffed animals are nothing to scoff at. I had a stuffed white polar bear (he was stuffed with softer beanie baby type stuffing rather than fiber fil) when I was 7 and it was the most awesome cuddle buddy right up into my difficult high school years. He went “missing” one day and it was devastating. I found…

I haven’t been able to start, let alone finish, a single crochet project in months. Katherine Heigl has more time than I do... she should feel bad.

I certainly get where she is coming from on that. I get a little salty when people feel the need to point out how good I look even though I’m still fat. I smile and say thank you because it isn’t worth it to have to explain why I’ve just told them to go fuck themself after receiving such a “nice compliment”