I have a Maxi that I wear as a dress cause they’re long as fuck and I’m short as fuck, and whatever their bodycon style dress was called that I agreed to accept during her going out of business push. Both of them are okay, just solid colors. They’re comfy but I would never have paid money for them.

My friend was a consultant. When she went out of business she was trying to give me... GIVE ME... leggings. As in for fucking free. And I was just like nah. When she had first started I had bought one super cute pair from her (they had little ducks on them but kind of looked like paint splatter from far away) and they…

It’s not about “Lady Bird” Johnson then?

The ears are crocheted in the round.

Mini Pie looks awesome!

I’m the type that always buys ridiculous things for myself and never practical stuff so I always ask my brother for the boring stuff that I sometimes miss but never remember to buy for myself.

I’ve been so exhausted all week. Between not sleeping well, PMSing hard (the back aches have been unreal), and all the candy... I’m going to need a take two on this weekend to get right before Monday. It feels like I didn’t even have a vacation a couple of weeks ago, which was awesome thank you for asking.

Me, Poison Ivy

I went to the museum last year for my birthday and the gem and rock exhibit was honestly my least favorite. My most favorite, the dinosaurs, was closed that day. Because of course it was. That whole scenario basically describes the entirety of my feelings about my Birthday last year.

Wonder Woman, Get Out, and Spider Man (I can’t believe I’m including that last one) were the only good/decent movies I’ve seen so far this year. Apart from Star Wars in Dec, which I’ll love purely because it’s fucking Star Wars, I’m not even looking forward to anything else to come until February.

Very VERY bad angle for her, you can see all the damn work she’s had done.

I’m all out of give a fucks about the royal situation: babies or hypothetical engagements. I have a friend who is obsessed with this shit. She throws tea parties each year for the two royal spawns (don’t even get me started) and breathlessly updates me on a weekly basis about the ginger one and his lady. I’m done.…

My Ipsy bag was underwhelming. I got that same eyeliner, also in Perversion, and while I’ll never use it as intended I do like to use it as a base for loose pigments. The black makes the colors pop. Very convenient considering they also sent me a loose pigment this month. Pretty color, but not one I usually use.

I like derpy Dino but I definitely see what you’re saying with the comparison...

Today was the first day of my vacation. I did mostly nothing all day. It was amazing. I had dinner with my twin and his inlaws to celebrate our birthday, they’re very nice people but I hate this yearly get together because they always get me something and it’s so awkward for me. I don’t buy presents for anyone on any…

That last item though... why are we still using the word “mistress” in 2017?

Get Out was so damn good though. I’m one of those annoying people that get totally hyped and recommend this movie to damn near everyone. Seriously. Watch it if you haven’t. Like now. Come back and tell me I’m right. I’ll wait.

Why not sweater dresses tho? I always thought I did the sweater dress justice.

This is the first season I’ve watched in awhile and I’m sooooo glad the twins are gone. They were cringe worthy annoying and I found myself muting any portion of the show they were talking in towards the end of the last couple of episodes.

This is actually something I’m going through right now. I’ve gone through a lot of side channels to avoid full on getting HR involved because the man and I have a history and I really want to avoid having that come out. He has mostly left me alone since I spoke with his direct supervisor about some of his behavior…