I’ve been seeing a guy who voted for and fully supports Trump.

Whatever brand it is that I get for $1 at Dollar General.

Whatever brand it is that I get for $1 at Dollar General.

In all fairness, Maybelline makes some excellent lipsticks. So even if the line is underwhelming (seems like a given) chances are you’ll still get a pretty decent lip product.

As a white chick of nearly 34 years of age, I keep running into chicks I went to school with and they’re looking rough. I don’t know if it’s motherhood that got to them or that fact that I spent most of my 20s hidden away in a dark apartment playing video games, but I feel like I’m looking wayyyy good for my age…

What. The. Fuck.

I use the Le Mer Soft Fluid Foundation... it’s my only major beauty splurge and it’s a little painful when I have to repurchase. But it’s fucking amazing and it smells so good.

Apart from my foundation and mascara, all my makeup is drug store stuff. It’s hit or miss but when I find something that works well it’s oh so worth it because I’m cheap and I’m not spending tons o cash to beat my face. The top two looks are using Maybelline singles, the bottom left I used L’oreal singles, and the…

I picked up some Tattoo Junkee liquid lipsticks this week. I found them in Walgreens and was entirely too excited about it. I’ve wanted to try them but refuse to pay for shipping if I don’t have to. I said last week that I’m over matte and I definitely am but I still wanted to play with them. The reviews on them…

I don’t think I’ll be able to avoid peeping leaves at this point, it’s a four hour drive to Salem from my part of NY and I think it’ll be peak color change at that point.

That dinosaur is everything, Pie-Pie.

Super busy week at work. I had the “restructuring” of my caseload and I’m down to 62, which is about 20 more than I should have but wayyyyy less than I’ve had since the beginning of the summer. My coworker is coming back early from maternity leave, and I actually spoke to my boss a little bit about how things were…

Agreed, but only because I want James Cromwell to play everyone.

Yes! It’s a green metallic and I’m in love with it. I wore it to work and all of my patients loved it.

Oh man, I’m sorry. Not smelling good is a deal breaker for me. It doesn’t even have to be a cologne type of smell good, just a good clean natural smell works. Not something I’m willing to compromise on. How was the date besides that detail?

I finally broke down and repurchased my Stila Huge Lash mascara. I’m very much about not buying expensive makeup (exception here: my foundation), especially when I can make the drugstore stuff work for me, but I just can’t compromise on my lashes. The Stila mascara is the only one I’ve used (and I’ve tried effin tons)…

I love that little beaver! It’s so cute.

So, I ended up confronting my ‘best friend’ about blowing me off with bullshit excuses so she could hang out with someone else and seriously, this is the line she hit me with

I’ve always complained about my nose and then I see something like that and I’m just like “nope, I’ll live with it”

A gingerbread house though? Fucking uncalled for.

Except that Tim’s character was neither funny or likeable. He was insufferable, in the same way that all those middle aged white men who use off color racial humor to fill the void where a funny, likeable personality would be are insufferable.