headlessgummibear
HeadlessGummiBear
headlessgummibear

Right there with you... I see the face and I have no idea. Give me the name with the face and I’m like “yeah, okay... I guess that’s here” though I don’t entirely trust it.

My love for Brad was always that of a nonsexual variety... I was 10 when Legends of The Fall came out and my mom wouldn’t let me watch it, but I remember the trailer on tv and my mom got me that poster . I crushed on him hard in the innocent way of a child and that never morphed into the “would” variety of crushing

Was ‘94... so 23ish years ago.

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

Shania is not Shania without Mutt. I loved her when I was a teenager. Seriously... the local newspaper interviewed some 8th grade students back in ‘97 and I totally said in my little blurb that she was my idol and I aspired to be like her. But her sound, the sound that turned her into a “star” was all Mutt’s

Yam-in-chief... may be my favorite one yet.

I laughed, and laughed hard, and now I just feel awful about it.

As I’ve mentioned before, I’d totally bang Property Brother 2.... that is the beginning and end of my interest in anything involving their shows.

I’d do the renovating one, I guess he’s the one that wears a lot of plaid (maybe I’m just feeding into the stereotype here). The other one..... there’s just something about him I don’t care for.

So, I rent a very nice renovated basement and am friendly with my landlord who lives upstairs in the rest of the house. I’m very interested in one of his friends, and unless I’m way off here, I feel like all the signals are there that the friend is pretty interested in me as well. The past two weeks he’s been over

I’m with you on Amber... there’s just something about her I’ve never liked. I do tend to be far too judgmental women who get involve the May/December romance thing, but I disliked her long before Depp entered the picture.

It’s good to see the Elon is dating someone who is already blonde so he doesn’t have to go through that tricky ritual he does of making his wife/gf change their hair color to suit his tastes

I love dad jokes. I’m not saying I think they’re funny... but I love them all the same.

I wanted to marry Alan Rickman after seeing him in Robin Hood. I was 8 years old... my mother was concerned.

It won’t like HELP your diet though... I mean, you have to draw a line somewhere, right?

Trash panda teeth are a little more impressive than I thought they’d be.

I don’t see a beauty thread after scrolling a bit and I need some foundation suggestions. I’ve been using BB cream since I have pretty awesome skin but serious stress and some less than stellar eating habits have me all broken out and I’ve finally accepted I might need more coverage to get me through this rough patch.

I can get behind this “worst week ever” plan. The whole election nonsense, my dog is fucking “might need major, expensive surgery” sick, and I’m falling back into old patterns of making out with my former lover, who happens to be married and works in the same building as I do, and hating myself for it. One of these

Yaaaassss! I was hoping for an end of the election list for these.

Sweet Like Candy from Arianna Grande is kind of my shit right now. I liked it enough to splurge on the big bottle... it’s the only celeb fragrance I’ve ever liked.