Using dating apps in general have to be the most soul sucking experience I’ve ever dealt with. I’d rather be alone that jump back into that asshole bisque.

I wouldn’t shake his hand with one of those grabby sticks people use to pick up things they cant reach... totally appropriate response from Clinton.

I don’t watch much in the way of tv shows but I’m tempted to take a look at Poldark because Aidan Turner is my imaginary lover and the guest star in all of my very best daydreams right now. That man.

My nephew and I were watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days which he enjoyed immensely (he was a little guy when it came out). But the apartment aspect of it did give me pause... we never see the inside of Kate Hudson’s place, and there’s no mention of roommates, but she lives in Manhattan, in what appears to be a…

My coworker and I listened to about 30 seconds of this today and we just said “No”

I need an updated list of all the ways they’ve described him.

didnt Halle already do a “kid is kidnapped” type of movie with the one she did where she was a 911 dispatcher? (Don't remember the name of that, just remember the ending being awful enough to ruin the whole movie for me)

I took my nephew (he’s almost 18, not 8) to see Sausage Party last night. The sequence at the end was a little uncomfortable to sit through with someone whose diapers I used to change but we seriously laughed throughout the film. Would I call it a good movie? No. Was it just about better than anything else I’ve seen…

I got a promotion at work a couple of weeks ago and had to move work locations as a result. I love my new job! I have my own office, like my new coworkers, and am enjoying my work. There’s just one fly in the ointment.... I had an affair with a man that works at the new location while I was elsewhere a few months ago.…