The thread right below yours (potatogamine) is written by a flight attendant who writes a pretty good explanation of why it isn’t a simple matter of switching tasks.

So the only people who are allowed to refuse to do their jobs are pharmacists, right?

Paging Mike Huckabee. Ted Cruz? Bueller?

Thems his formal overalls.

Wait, is “Hee Haw” filming new episodes?

If I was Kim Davis I’d be soooooo pissed that Huckabee turned my special martyr appreciation rally into a presidential rally all about him. I bet he wears white to her fifth wedding, too.

I can’t with how her husband chose to dress himself. But knowing that he married her twice, he looks exactly how I would expect him to look.

When he realized he wouldn’t be in the woman’s jail he quickly reneged.

2 questions,

Right! Did Jesus need to hand over His hard-earned money to park His donkey after riding into Jerusalem?! Get it together, people! Don’t pay to park, #PrayToPark.

Personally I am offended by laws preventing me from kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. It just goes against everything I stand for. Basically I stand for kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. Good to know he supports me.

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

I don’t even care if she issues them. She can sit in the corner and pout for all I care, and the judge agrees with me. She is insisting the people that work for her, that she can fire, also do not issue the licenses.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

“Madonna’s Thirsty Brother Seeks Attention Again.”

Just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s smart.

So if someone who is red-allergic breeds with someone who is green-allergic, are their kids colorblind?