Kathy Bates in Misery.

Twitter loves this shit, and I love Twitter. <3

I got a distinct shiver of GOD WARRIOR from that.

Well, to be honest, I’m bored within 9 minutes, but I can tolerate it for another 51 before I just can’t handle any more and have to go.

I’m just saying, now you know the answer for just in case.

I love my job and the people of Rowan County.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

I just wish that there was a way that the judge could also ban any crowd funding to pay her inevitable fine.

I’m not sure which is more terrifying: the fact that this woman is attempting to establish a very dangerous legal precedent, that her views are common enough in her county and state that the odds of her losing her job over this are slim, or that she can say to these people with a smile on her face that she “is not…

It’s weird that we call it “breastmilk.” Human milk, or just milk, with context clue, would be fine enough. Cows and goats and cats get to have cow’s milk and goat’s milk and cat’s milk, not “uddermilk,” or “teatmilk.” People are so weird about the word breast in the first place, that it just makes even conversations…

Well, fuck.

Oh, she looks like she's all about the poly blend...

it’s like she’s even scared of the black guy via satellite!

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Rhode Island apologizes for her creation, we’ll ritualistically drown her in clam chowder ASAP.

Mothers can do literally nothing that pleases the world.

Binders full of cats.

This is why we now have 3 cats. The last 2 came as a pair. My wife’s intention was to bring home one of them, but they are siblings, and the one she was not going to take started yelling at her, so... But I’m not mad, because:

...or, you know, they could offer both...