This was THE most comprehensive explanation of the The Bachelorette. Also it never occured to me that the producers made Britt lose on purpose because everyone hated her anyway.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

A “kill kit” in a Subaru?

Ugh, that sucks! I’d have really wanted the Quaalude. (I’m too young to have been able to try them, but they sound like they were actually a pretty good drug.) Valium is always good though. I have a prescription for Ativan for my PTSD and anxiety, but I always pick up some Valium when I’m in Belize because they sell…

I had a friend do this to me in 4th grade. We had watched the anthology “The Night Stalker”. I went to take my bath (I was about 10). Cookies and milk. A couple of chapters of “A Wrinkle in Time” or “Phantom Tollbooth”. Teeth brushed, prayers said, lights out. She popped out of my closet. This is also my first “Valium…

I totally read it as “Candy Groves” and assumed it was her stripper name. Hunh.

or

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

Drink heavily and yell at the sky.

Justin Bieber is Grade-A Hate Fuck material.

I don’t even get what the stock photo is supposed to be about. A crying 5 year old? Kids that age cry, whether or not they’re vaccinated. Is he supposed to look autistic or filled with toxins or something?

Please let there be lawsuits.

My birthday is tomorrow!!!!! Where shall I go to soak up the sun and be with my sister!!!??? 🎂🎂🎂🎂✈️🎂🎂

Me too... I feel down today, and this marriage seemed actually one the few for which you could hope for a ok future ( Honestly, most of marriages suck according to me). LOVE IS DEAD!

i really don’t understand why, but this saddens me.

Here’s what I got from this article-

I keep thinking about that too. You don’t know how someone will react in this kind of situation!

I wonder what they would have done if she had strapped on a chute and jumped?

oh fuck off.