I just snorted my happy hour wine. Thank you. 

The 30's start out shocking bc it sounds SO OLD, but then you realize you’ve really got your shit way more together than you did in your 20's, and wtf were you thinking then, anyway? God, you were such a child! But now that you’re an adult and you feel like you have your priorities straight, you wonder why you…

First of all, I am horrified I even clicked on this.

I hadn’t thought of that. I know EW commentators are far less socially enlightened than Jezebel’s. I’m usually here for the comments as much as the articles.

Haven’t Obama, Romney, Gore, etc, all come away saying the meeting was, “constructive”? Right before trump’s hyperactive monkey baby tweet fingers show us how not constructive a meeting it was?

Best laugh I’ve had all day. You captured my inner dialogue surprisingly well.

Entertainment Weekly’s recaps are gold. I’ve never watched an episode, but I cannot miss an EW recap.

I’m currently sitting on the couch while my husband snores next to me - delighted that I will be able to go off to bed and leave him here. I adore him. We have a solid partnership, but as soon as we have fewer kids in the house and more rooms open, we’re going separate bedrooms. I’m a light sleeper, he’s a…

You can say whatever you want about cats. You’ve earned it. I love my 2 and they’re both assholes (obv) and I frequently think how much less my life would smell like cat pee and be fur covered if I didn’t have them.

I had my uterine lining microwaved 2 years again (endometrial ablation - Nova Sure) and it was the best thing I ever did. My period was trying to kill me. I was severely anemic to the point my doctors were talking blood transfusions and I couldn’t leave the house 2-3 days a month due to the heavy flow no tampon could…

I only just realized that I though he and Miles Teller were the same person and now I’d like to go back to a time when I thought there was only one of these pretension dickbag “artists”.

Just layers and layers of stupid.

She’s a vapid elitist asshole and representative of some of the worst the USA has to offer, and I still think this shit is totally unacceptable.

The shoes are not the problem. They’re the only good thing here.

I plan to be strong and persevere, but thanks for the concern.

I don’t like her. I have no good reason. I don’t actually have any reason, but she annoys me. I think it’s her face and lack of sense of humor.

I like the heat, I even like the crazy. I particularly like the beaches. If we could get less fucking assholes per block, though, I would be totally super-rad about that. Florida! Still Better Than Texas, Arkansas, and Alabama! (maybe)*

As an 8 year resident of Casselberry, I can't even express how fucking happy this makes me. This is not what you'd call a progressive town. We are sandwiched between Orlando and Sanford, or, Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman. We're known for Shakespeare in the Nude, not liberal attitudes. It's mostly white, blue…

I just lost 2 minutes of my life trying to make 2 people out of that. Who is the unfortunate K that got fused to the body of another?

Who are these lovely blonde vapid children?