You've had a lifetime of their abuse, it's going to take another to work it all out, but a big part of that is not taking any new abuse from them. You're on the good side of that hill.

I'm in Orlando. If there is a cheater's special, I am going to be super pissed about all the times I didn't get to take the kids.

He keeps dating these lovely, talented, smart women and I just want to tell them to run. On the plus side, I've made some very good friends once they catch on and leave his skeezy ass.

You are awesome.

That is horrifying. Good for you for having the sanity and courage to stop talking to them. Sounds like they absofuckinglutely deserve one another, but they definitely don't deserve you.

I was pregnant with my second child - a faithful stay at home mother, when I discovered I had Chlamydia. We've been divorced for years (and surprisingly, not bc of that) and despite EVERY SINGLE DOCTOR I'VE SEEN SINCE telling me that you cannot get it off a toilet seat, he still claims ignorance.

His face could not be less sexy.

My lip is curled up under my nose and refusing to come out. I'm going to be stuck like this.

I've been graying since I was 22, and coloring my hair regularly since not long after. It's been 20 years and I am mostly gray now and they all take and retain color just fine.

Anthony sounds like any lifetime drunk for whom their is no bottom deep enough to warrant sobriety. It's all someone else's fault.

Ugh, your J-Lo link tricked me into going to a Kardashian article. I accidentally gave them a click! It's your fault!

I have spent a fair amount of time explaining to my small children that other people have inexplicable hang-ups. I have never suggested they use anything but accurate medical terms for their parts. I will not perpetuate the bullshit shaming, and frankly, I feel like a fucking idiot calling something a "pee-pee". …

YES! A mom friend and I were just discussing the wretchedness of this family and family friendly parody. White middle class people mugging like thugs is never cute. It's all so cringe inducing.

"Rocuckoo wedding" and "Tackee Harry", you gorgeous poet.

Perfect!

This is a truly good story, but if he'd sung "Let it Go", he'd have been freed in 20 minutes.

And also the subject of GZ's latest lazy ass copied "art".

As a Floridian, please stay away. Tourists are a giant pain in the ass. You're not really bringing anything in but traffic and tax money, and frankly, we need to get that some other way. If you really think the lack of tourism is going to hurt the people who voted this law in, you obviously know nothing about our…

In the back of Mia's autobiography, there is court transcripts in which he admits to having been improper with his child. I don't really need much more proof than what he himself said. I would love to properly quote the passage, but I've long since lost the book.

I had been hoping for rehab just so I could get a break from the constant onslaught of Beebs news. I'm still hoping, but now, I'm kinda also hoping for a rehab facility fire that maybe disfigures him a little bit.