maybe Disney runs a special cheaters package?

My siblings and I also got a pretty awesome trip to Disney World after my mom found out about my dad's affair. It didn't fix anything and my mom left him about a month afterwards. But we got the WORKS. The Disney hotel and all the meals, dinner with Cinderella and line hopper tickets. It was one of my last happy…

Oh, god. I literally cringed.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

He may claim ignorance, but he is a lying sack of shit. With Chlamydia.

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

You are a flawless woman.

Best revenge? I gave the photos to our fundy grandmother. Michelle has had to relive her sin at every family gathering since.

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

In the plus column, my mom didn't have to think very hard about who could have possibly given it to her.

I had JUST been released from the hospital, following a life-threatening medical issue that had put me in the ICU for a week.

He told me that he might have contracted chlamydia. Not, mind you, because he had slept with anyone else. No. Of course not. But, he told me, there was this one night where he was hanging out…

A friend of mine called his wife while we were in Afghanistan. She was really excited that to tell him that she was eight weeks pregnant. One problem: we had been in Afghanistan for three months. Turns out his wife was kinda bad at math.

You dated Newt Gingrich?

Wasn't Suki Waterhouse saying (to ... someone?) just last week or the week before that she's ready to settle down and have kids? Am I making that up? Anyway, that could certainly potentially be a contributing factor to the couple's demise ....... or was it?! It's a big issue to get over if the parties don't see…

"By science I mean carefully selected scientific articles that fit my ideology"

God, there are plenty of people on the right just as bad or worse as Cruz ideologically, but I don't think any of them are as repulsive in every aspect as he is. No one else has that constant simpering jerks-off-in-a-mirror expression or that "I'm so taken with my own cleverness I can barely form a sentence" delivery.…

On Sky the woman interviewerer was just gushing at Cumberbatch about Sophie and the baby and the wedding omgomgomg and he cut her off with a deadpan "Yes I'm just sunshine wherever I go at the moment" whilst staring at the floor and it was like DAMN THAT WAS COLD.

At this point I'm more familiar with JLo's breasts than my own.