DiCapRihO is better than RihCaprio
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we crush our birth control pills into a fine dust and release them into the Santa…
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Bad news, manosphere: F-F-F-F-FEMINISTS have seized the Ghostbusters franchise, replacing all of the characters that…
OH MY GOD
What if your tongue had two little pink arms with little hands... And they would like help move the food around in your mouth and they could massage your gums... And assist in blowjobs... Afterwards it would shake its little hands for a job well done and then they'd get to work picking any pubic hair out of…
Well now I'm really disappointed that their "oven-baked sandwiches" aren't called SUBS.
Domino's isn't good, but at least the cheese doesn't taste like compressed sand.
I can't in good conscience recommend this comment, because Papa John's is literally the worst pizza I have ever eaten, and that includes the two-month expired frozen pizza we bought at an Ocean City convenience store one time.
Eight fucking steps for fuller-looking lips? I can't even be bothered to swipe an EOS over my mouth most of the time.
I have some scissors that would do it.
A member of Kool and the Gang was in his 60s? Jesus.
Kim is actually a die hard GOT fan since she named her daughter NORTH which is where you go when you want to feed the white walkers which is obvi what she just did people
I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…
I swear you gotta know who your [sic] around man . . the closest people to you will try and sabotage you by taking a picture of you while you are thoughtful enough to have sex with two of them on Thanksgiving and then sharing that picture on Twitter without your knowledge or consent.
Gah, I'd have given in right away. Pets figure that out right away about me. My ex gf had two cats and two dogs, and they had me figured out in less than an hour. She was all "They may take a while to warm up to you..." and they were all "This guy is ok, looks like he might have food..."