I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

I go where the news/assignments I get take me. No ragrets.

So much of feminism is about women being able to do whatever they fuck they want without repercussions or judgement. If that's what she wanted and she made the decision freely and on her own, there's no reason why it shouldn't jive with feminism.

You know, I had always kind of scoffed at anyone who wanted any sort of plastic surgery. It felt... vain, and undeserved, and very weird in a way.

I'm assuming she did it for her own enjoyment. Not for you, not for societal approval, not for The Male Gaze (TM). If she's got the money and the time, more power to her. It's nice that you appreciated her original look, but this isn't about what you prefer.

GOOD CATCH, updating profile. Based on Jez's posts about Tinder snafus, it is very much a selling point. You really need to be honest about how few crimes you have committed. It's only polite.

This is not just proofreading - he made the same mistake twice. This is willful stupidity.

Needs more otter.

Robyn is too busy dancing her ass off to give a shit.

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

I believe he objects to the fucking.

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

I dragged my snot-nosed little bastards, I mean angelic creatures of the womb of another, out shopping today. Clothes, glasses, tattoos. I'm exhausted and broke.

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

If these sorts of HEYPEEEEENUSS shenanigans ever happened to me, I would just coolly reply with a pic of a nicer penis. Maybe even one with some dignity.