That is one truly hideous dress...

The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

I love Dwayne Johnson! Legit one of my fave actors. THERE I SAID IT.

Baby, no one cares about your boner.

#Grinspiration

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

I do not admire Kim's gown. Nobody with that much bosoms should wear a jewel neck anything. It cuts her off like a crew-neck T. Ick.

Don't think of it as human slaughter. She's merely consciously uncoupling your head from your neck.

*snort* he will henceforth and forever be Hot Pocket. On the reals though, it's nice to see someone in Westeros who seems to be living their dream, even if that dream is being a tavern's baker. I bet he'll invent some awesome dessert that is a cross between a doughnut and a pie that birds fly out of and then they'll…

I have NEVER understood this. If someone is alleging a CRIME, how is this not turned over to actual police immediately?

my guess is a small duplo but not quite a Lego

What's a Diplo?

Regarding the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Kylie/Kendal Jenner fiasco, THIS so much:

Also please note the padded underwear.

Nope. WAY more. It's not shocking: those disgusting sandwichesque gross factories are fucking everywhere.

Karen Delaney Walker, you know that as a Frontier Republican Woman, Sarah has at least three large-caliber handguns and one small rocket launcher on her person at all times. Think of the bears, young lady.

One could only hope.

But... but... won't that attract bears?

That shit is Tackée Harry.

Seriously. America.