1,000,000 roses.

“Isn’t that literally EXACTLY like real life?”

It is literally not.

Still not even close to the level of insanity the average Asian pop performer has experienced. Imagine being scouted at age 6, taken away from your parents to live at a starlet training camp, and having to wait 15-20 years to be able to renegotiate your contract, under which you are practically property of a…

It’s appropriate the video starts out with them as manikins. Corp owned and plastic.

It’s fine to have a K-Pop corner, but some time should definitely be spent on how absolute creepy the *-Pop culture is over there and the hell that the performers constantly live in to be entertainers. They’re basically owned by their corporate handlers, sexual and physical abuse are rampant, collapsing from…

Eh... It’s definitely worse. There are some great documentaries about how dark idol culture is in East Asia. It makes the US pop scene look downright wholesome.

Uhh, Kotaku has a Kpop corner now?

can we not do this please. it’s really sad to see how these people turned out.

Eating disorders, plastic surgeries, etc. Yeah... K-Pop is great!

I found that those fights went a lot easier once I acquired a light bow that gave me health on every hit. Just kept spamming arrows whenever I messed up and took damage. I must have gone through a few hundred arrows on each of those elephants.

If you’re not already, wait until you’re max level to take ‘em on. Also, not everyone notices this, but different weapon types have different overpower attacks, which can makes a difference to. Otherwise, don’t feel like you have to fight them on a specific difficulty if you don’t find them fun.

All the David Cage thing really means is that he thinks he can can be less of a shitty person by standing next to people who aren’t shitty.

I’m really confused on your take on the first quote. It’s not hard to say at all. What the quantic guy is saying is essentially the equivalent of “Me racist? I have black friends.” His quote actually is really telling as is your comment. By and far the folks who say “but I can’t be X, because I interact with Y” are…

The game’s scope is very broad, but not very deep. The map is beautiful, and it’s huge, but the actual activities you’ll be engaged in during the game fall into a repetitive cycle very quickly, and aren’t all that interesting to begin with, and the length of the game feels artificially padded by that repetition to the…

Yeah, you just unapologetically spoiled the big twist ending of the story. Wow.

nobody cares about your weird crush

Wrong.
It should go:

It wouldn’t be the worst idea to identify which AC games each of these characters were in...

Okay I know Haytham doesn’t count because he’s a Templar but I want to put him near the top of this list because he’s playable and soooooo goooood

Honestly, the guy I really wanted Nolan to tackle was the Ventriloquist. Done right, the character could have been extraordinarily jarring. The cartoon toed that line frequently.