I guess Fire Emblem does the same thing, only with marriage and dragons.

“I admit that the mechanics of the games are excellent”

Then they’re not terrible. Case closed. 

I admit that the mechanics of the games are excellent.

How is this game remotely terrible?

ah man... you didn’t even answer the question, you just wanted to soap box so bad.

Go soapboxing where someone might actually give a fuck.

Sweetie, your entire comment history (and, I assume, your entire life) is shitposts. At least make a burner account if you’re going to try this nonsense.

Not only are you bad at trolling, you also didn’t answer the question. Poor show.

This guy reminds me of a troll I’ve been seeing on AVClub (who I won’t name, mostly because I’ve forgotten their name).

You are not a very convincing troll.

Satire is an art form generally defined by nuance and a careful mimicry of its intended target.

This post—and the OP—are neither subtle nor careful; you’re essentially attempting to mock a straw “SJW” with kludge-fisted attempts at witticism.

...and the sad part is, there are people who are going to buy it.

Perhaps a…

Can’t tell if your goal was to try and vilify this issue or remind me that some truly amazing things come from objectifying women, but I’m not sure you succeeded in the one you were hoping for. Also, if new Tomb Raider is a body type you think is impossible to obtain, I truly feel sorry for healthcare professionals in…

lol, wut. I wouldn’t say misogynistic, more dehumanizing and over sexualized than anything; in fact the women in them are all portrayed as strong and independent and more capable than their male counterparts.

Crickets.

zelda breath of the wild

“...forget the myths the media’s created about the White House—the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”

Is that Gwenpool narration able to be turned off? It’s jarring and doesn’t add anything to the game, it Marvel movies it’s own Marvel game with attempted witty humor.

Holy shit, she is annoying. I couldn’t stand make it through that clip. Her narration wanted me to go drive off a cliff.

Meanwhile this is one of my least favorite scenes in all of the MCU. Not because the concept wasn’t great, because it was, but because I am even more annoyed by Baby Groot than I am by Porgs.

Eddie could either die a hero, or live long enough to see himself become the ancestor of the Reverse Flash.