I forget which game it was, but recently one of my 30 fps games weirdly started working in 60 fps and it looked super wonky.

Breaking news: home console figures out trick PCs have always been able to do.

The fact you keep futilely trying to convince someone that a shit game isn’t shit only proves my point.

It’s still a Mortal Kombat movie, though.

It isn’t, though.

Well, we both agree Skyword Sword is crappy, so neither one of us is butthurt about it. And I imagine you’ve finally gotten over my criticism of FFXV, right?

It’s an in-joke. Check his comment history, he got really mad when I made fun of the story from FFXV.

News: garbage game port to be slightly less garbage.

Hey look, we both agree about a crappy video game this time. Not quite as crappy as FFXV, but what is?

Or perhaps it just wasn’t a good game.

You made the right call. It doesn’t get better.

“Skyward Sword was good”

“But he willfully put aside all the logic and reason he purported to live by in order to buy wholeheartedly into the obvious lies of a grifter getting rich”

“Super Mario 3D World is smart enough to force you to work together at points. In one level, you and your team control an aquatic dinosaur steed while traversing whitewater rapids. If you coordinate when you turn or jump, you’ll have more control, thus minimizing the chance you’ll careen off the side of the stage.…

Kotaku 2019: Let’s corner the market in games journalism.

“as if Assassin’s Creed Valhalla wasn’t already kick-ass enough.”

But you’re not complaining about length, you’re complaining about gameplay. What you’re complaining about would bother you even if you had more time.

I haven’t had this problem. Lucky for you, if it’s too small in handheld mode, you don’t have to play it in handheld mode. Problem solved.

Then just don’t play it in handheld mode, I guess.

Well, making fun of pedants for crying pedantically is more a hobby of mine.