Wait, you want games to be more like Unity and Syndicate but you haven’t even played Unity and Syndicate?

Like Unity?

“One of the remarkable things about the original DuckTales is how faithful it is to the original TV show.”

You started crying about my criticism of a shitty game on January 22. Let’s see if you can make it to a full month of butthurt.

Don’t forget Youtube.

That’s what I say about Nintendo almost every console generation.

Holy shit, that’s what’s going on here? 

“Metal Gear Solid V — It is very strange for me that this game would become my most played Metal Gear”

I guess it was, at one point, Picross DS. But then when the 3DS Picross games weirdly cut down on puzzle complexity, 3D Picross 2 became my new go-to.

“Nothing since has come close to recreating Burnout Paradise’s joy.”

FFXV could’ve had a much better literally everything.

PC? Hello?

You’ve been crying about my criticism of a shitty video game for over a week now. Did it give you permanent brain damage?

For a long time, I would say VI is the best.

“the level of detail this game took with its storytelling is unsurpassed.”

I’m one of the few people who liked ACIII, and I hated Vinland.

The other two endings are more engaging, but one involves hunting down certain . . . boss figures . . . which is quite enjoyable.

45 hours? You must be misremembering. That game took no more than 30.

Does this butthurt have an end, or is it just endless butthurt? Do you need some therapy?

My impression of Kiwami 1 is that they took this bare-bones game and tried to flesh it out with side stories and activities, which have populated most of the series. I cannot say for sure that there were no side stories and activities in the original game (I did play it . . . 15 years ago . . .), but as I’m playing Y3…