I played the first level of Kid Dracula and the music is hilarious, a major-key rendition of Vampire Killer.

Literally every Telltale game, since they’re all released as series.

In my experience, people always skip over it. In fact, of all the big Mario games, I think it may have sold the worst. I really don’t understand why.

Did you think I’m trying to be your friend, rather than mock you for being a whiny little shit about a video game that’s on a store you don’t like?

There are lots of things you don’t seem to know, like why police shouldn’t murder black people in cold blood.

Yay for Mario Galaxy 2. I feel like people don’t talk about this game nearly as much as they should.

What exactly are you up to in MGSV? And more importantly, how invested are you in doing all the side missions? There are a lot and they take a long time, but if you develop the camo thing, well, using camo is cheap but it’s a really easy way to complete the exhausting side missions quickly.

Surprisingly, you can accomplish a lot in just 30 minutes at a time. It’s just that the game offers no real measure that you’re progressing through it besides finishing chapters. But believe me, as long as you complete the main Sam missions, you’re making progress.

I’m at the 18-hour point in Death Stranding, and I’m FINALLY kind of getting into it. I was definitely feeling that “oh boy, what have I gotten myself into” vibe all the way through chapter 3.

I too went through the Castlevania collection earlier this year, but just the mainline games, and just one play through (as opposed to the other achievements in games like Bloodlines). Not really into the GB games or Kid Dracula, though. 

I’m trying to cut down the number of unplayed Steam games I have, but I go through periods where I focus on Steam, and then I long for the simply comfort of Nintendo games and spend hours indulging in those.

So you can’t name any, which is exactly why I challenged you to name some. Are you still butthurt about a video game developer not giving you what you want how you want it?

Well . . . I TOTALLY missed that. So yay.

At the rate Sega’s porting games to PC, you’ll be able to play it in 2030.

Surely it would be “punched for the very first time”?

“You stated that my actions were cowardly. That’s equivalent to calling me a coward.”

You still don’t see that I didn’t call you a coward there? You literally can’t read what you yourself quoted and italicized? Geez, white supremacy is a hell of a drug.

“It’s ironic because I had exactly the opposite reaction to the idea that “double-digit hours” is “far longer than you’d expect.””

Which logical fallacies do you think exist in this thread? Let’s see if you can name three.

Oh, I thought you hadn’t played 2, or the others. Glad you’re a fan of the whole series.