Is that what you think he/she wrote?

This list isn’t about games that were innovative, it’s about games you enjoy playing the most. Whenever I replay Galaxy 1, I keep anticipating certain stages . . . that never come, because they’re in the sequel. When I replay Galaxy 2, I never anticipate Galaxy 1 stages.

Wait, are you suggesting you’re worse than people who physically abuse women?

Oh so you’re a criminal. At least you’re honest about it.

No, the character isn’t in the movie. The screenshot you showed is a spirit ghost thing.

The N64 controller remains the enigma of a generation.

SOOP-PAH MARIO BROS 2

Then how can you declare them “objectively great”? By what objective measure?

I was a Genesis guy, because literally all my friends had SNESs, so I never needed my own and just played at their houses.

3D Land is just . . . superb. I was curious about it before I tried it, and I was just blown away by how tight everything was. Hell, when I replay other 3D Mario games, for some reason I keep expecting upcoming stages to be those from 3D Land. It’s just ingrained itself into my brain as the 3D platforming ideal.

I feel like I find room in my gut-of-interest for specific new metroidvanias, but I definitely share the same burnt-out feeling. Ultimately, there’s not a whole lot people can do (or have tried to do) with them. When SotN came out, the industry had largely moved away from 2D gaming, so it was a breath of fresh air, as…

Not Mario Galaxy 2? The first game was fine, but the sequel basically did everything the first game did slightly better.

Perhaps you didn’t read the manga, or else you’d know what I’m referring to. When they locate Akira in the movie, he’s already dead. Only his remains are there. In the comic, he is a living young boy. His most iconic imagery is him sitting on a distorted throne. 

Do people still buy physical copies of games? Is there some tactile pleasure in swapping out discs?

I wouldn’t call Mario 3D World the best anything . . . and yet I am weirdly okay with it getting props here. It’s a game I hated and laughed at the first time I played through it, which was done all two-player, but I’ve gone back to it solo plenty of times, and . . . it’s just a really satisfying game in ways that are…

Since you’ve read the manga, you know it’s confusing to begin with that Akira isn’t even in the movie.

Um, “their” is Katsuhiro Otomo. He wrote the manga and he directed the movie. If you’ve read the manga, the ending of the movie is similar to volume 6 of the manga. The movie just has nothing to do with the middle volumes.

Nobody is forcing you to go to any store or buy anything. That’s how the free market works, bro.

Where are all these mask-related deaths and injuries? Where are all these snowflakes being rushed to the ER because the masks were depriving them of oxygen you fucking french shitstain?

Shit, dude. Hope you have mild symptoms, if any.