Don’t even think about taking my beloved Lions! I need an excuse to wander around Detroit and get very drunk on Sundays

Bills tailgates are what happens when you let wildlings travel south of the wall. I would have stabbed Jon Snow too.

I can’t agree more. Indianapolis and Indiana as a whole are terrible. There’s literally nothing good about them.

Thank you for point this out to me! Icing on the cake

This guy is asking the real questions

I just noticed what time this article was posted. Touche

It was right after he bought the WWE from uncle Vinnie. He sold the stunner like shit

Trump did something with the WWE in the early 2000s I think. He might have actually taken a stunner at some point.

Who would sell the stunner better today, Hillary or Donald?

Once they called and asked about my vehicle. I told them that it was totaled and I lost my daughter in the accident.

I feel really bad that “neighbors backyard” probably isn’t gonna make the final 53. Had some great receptions in camp.

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Not only was his response well articulated it was also deep with…

“No whey!”

Reportedly, Lyndon Johnson designed it so he could lie down on his back comfortably.

The struggle is real

I thought it was defined as any player willing to sign with the Browns?

We live among Pokemon... AT LEAST WHEN THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP!

When is the NFL going to define “concussion?”

Anything about brothers soul being taken by Pegasus’s millennium eye?

Then we’ve yet to see him play his Blue Eye’s