Did you have to think hard about that one or did you just wing it?

This just plane isn’t funny.

These jokes aren’t going to take off.

I guess having a plane in your driveway there doesn’t fly with the community.

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

Plot-holes.

2017 is starting to look up already

Team couldn’t talk him out of it.

aaaaaaaaaand . . . . . I’m dumb.

“And I’m on tonight you know my hips don’t lie

Tonight?!?!! God damn I want your life.

Boo, you are not on tonight.

Depending on the location of the tattoo he might in real trouble; it has been well-established in multiple jurisdictions since at least 2005 that the hips don’t lie.  

Jagr recently told a story about his 5th year in the league, when a rookie Gordie Howe cross checked Jagr’s teammate from behind and Jagr had to kick Howe’s ass to teach him some respect for the veterans.

Just wait until Cyborg Jagr at age 65 beats Gretzky’s record.

How about the guy who wrote this.

Forgetting about Drew Magary and his magnum opus right here: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-is-going-to-get-his-ass-kicked-on-tuesday-1788618628

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

And all the stupid GMs (which is around two dozen of them) will knock them down a couple of rounds and miss out, and then wonder why they finish 6-10 for another five years.

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.