this is the plot of yugioh. shkreli is kaiba. confirmed.

He’s written a lot, it’s just that it’s 2,872 pages of descriptions of meals, clothing, heraldry, and chapters about viewpoint characters who have nothing to do with the main story, including a Braavosi certified accountant and some guy named Steve.

Bob Marley and Me

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

They’re going to make him go to Baltimore for making a joke about the Ravens? Seems harsh.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Being able to freely call someone a garbage piece of shit is 90% of what gets me to work in the morning.

his 14-year-old son, Drake

Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.

Let them come stay at your house

The father said she was so disturbed about the secret footage that she vomited before agreeing to an FBI request that she watch the nude videos so agents could find clues about who took it.

I don’t know if any fast food item will ever unseat Wendy’s spicy chicken nugets in my book. I could eat all of them.

The Taco Bell menu is turning into a West Virginian family tree.

If that’s the case, then why have a problem saying “All Lives Matter” instead?

Guess being embraced in a new area is Nassau easy as they thought

Man, must be something in the water.