Hey! Why are you focusing on Peyton? Don’t you remember that Cam was a bad sport and left the interview early! It was Cam! Focus on Cam!

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

You know, they called Darko Milicic a “unicorn,” too, but only because his skills were a myth.

Most surprising part of the headline.

I feel like this story is missing some key information. If the dad promised them a puppy, and Ryan scored, how did they end up with a Polish guy?

Christ, I’d rather sit and watch the life cycle of a Monarch butterfly beginning to end

I’m all for it. Better that than any Andy Dalton vs. Joe Flacco matchup.

Should the NFL just allow greats like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning to just juice up on HGH out of their minds? I think there could still be good revenue generated down the line from Manning v Brady 46. A 65 year old Peyton calling his tricky “Fixodent” audible and Tom slinging 15 yard Hail-Marys down field.

NUMBER 6 WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOME, EAT YOUR DINNER AND THROW BRICKS AT YOUR CAT!

That was close.

Counterpoint:

Most likely, but I’m really going to miss the many faces of Tomsula

Mike Pettine was actually the only guy on Earth who wanted to accept that job during the last Browns head coaching search/circus. What would the NFL do with the Browns if they couldn’t find a single guy to accept that job?

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

After some searching of my memory (it WAS 30 years ago) I think that the problem was a defective fuser.

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.