Christ, I’d rather sit and watch the life cycle of a Monarch butterfly beginning to end

I’m all for it. Better that than any Andy Dalton vs. Joe Flacco matchup.

Should the NFL just allow greats like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning to just juice up on HGH out of their minds? I think there could still be good revenue generated down the line from Manning v Brady 46. A 65 year old Peyton calling his tricky “Fixodent” audible and Tom slinging 15 yard Hail-Marys down field.

NUMBER 6 WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOME, EAT YOUR DINNER AND THROW BRICKS AT YOUR CAT!

That was close.

Counterpoint:

Most likely, but I’m really going to miss the many faces of Tomsula

Mike Pettine was actually the only guy on Earth who wanted to accept that job during the last Browns head coaching search/circus. What would the NFL do with the Browns if they couldn’t find a single guy to accept that job?

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.

“Oh yeah? Well, when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that ‘when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said “oily faucets,”’ ‘cause your soul has diarrhea . . . of the mouth . . . faucet.”

Come on, now, how are you going to leave this show off?

That said, she must give one hell of a blowjob.

22.3 years

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

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