Yeah but it may very well have been her fault. For all we know, she got up in these people’s face about her prior treatment at the previous bar. The Crown Vic people wouldn’t know that.

You’re funny. Here’s commentary by someone whose specialty is painting Victorians IN SAN FRANCISCO.

I used to collect them. Some of them are completely amazing.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

Mobile House

I print off each one and burn them individually while laughing.

I want to punch you in the mouth for this joke, then I want to kiss it and make it better.

Embiid demanded a trade after Philadelphia wouldn’t let him take classes at Shirley Temple University.

He did warn us

It’s stupid but his name is so much better than Connor McDavid’s that I will always prefer him even if he goes on to commit genocide. Jack Eichel stands for something, dammit. Connor McDavid is a dipshit TKE brother who wants to fuck your mom.

Was it any surprise he cheated? I mean he’s got crib notes taped to his forearm.

This explains why Peyton and Kubiak compromised on the Pistol.

Whiplash?

Looks like Johnny’s back off the wagon

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

“Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland Summit Laredo Everest Ceiling Fan”

I didn’t accept this dare but I did issue it, and my god was it legendary. The stage was a Sunday afternoon following a raucous weekend of drinking at UW-Stout. While we were laughing and joking about who could or couldn’t hook up with a garbage bag filled with leaves, my roommate made a brilliant discovery...his old…

I had a few too many on a weekend trip to Chicago and apparently “bathroom” and “refrigerator and my pants” are not the same thing.