Christ, I’d rather sit and watch the life cycle of a Monarch butterfly beginning to end

Should the NFL just allow greats like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning to just juice up on HGH out of their minds? I think there could still be good revenue generated down the line from Manning v Brady 46. A 65 year old Peyton calling his tricky “Fixodent” audible and Tom slinging 15 yard Hail-Marys down field.

He’s not even that good. They should send him to the wings for a bag of pucks

He ways 180 but benches 700 pounds unsing what scientists are calling a *Legal*** steroid

I think you missed a real opportunity not getting an ice cream truck. Imagine all the adventures and mishaps you could have had in one of those? Freezer meltdowns, race tracks, after race treats, and the thrill of idling through a neighborhood. The possibilities are endless.

No thanks, I’ll be here waiting on the movie to come out.

DID YOU GET A HELLCAT YET?

Most likely, but I’m really going to miss the many faces of Tomsula

Mike Pettine was actually the only guy on Earth who wanted to accept that job during the last Browns head coaching search/circus. What would the NFL do with the Browns if they couldn’t find a single guy to accept that job?

I still don’t see how this means Johnny football is an Alcoholic. Dude likes to party and still played better than any other person they threw a Browns jersey on to try and play QB. I could definitly see him in Dallas playing every other week when Romo is out with a severed brain stem, before Jerry Jones clears him…

Hey Namath managed to win a Super Bowl, I bet Johnny can win two

GMC Topkick

I think Johnny’s got like 10 way larger problems than alcohol. The biggest being that he plays for Cleveland.

He was never arrested? The kid was detained because he wasn’t cooperating.

I want some Illuminati kale!

Is there a time period that it becomes appropriate to laugh at a tragedy and/or a sad story? Like based on seriousness or conditions in which it happens? Is there anything thats always 100% off limits

Ask Jennifer “Netflix and chill?” for me

Tucker Max is a hero

You forgot money