He has like 3 things in common with Kyle Orton, he might be a good fit

Drew Magary is going to have a lot of fucking material for the Lion’s Why Your Team Sucks next year.

So these videos a drunk girl filmed harassing a security guard are proof?

“Hey, let us throw someone else’s money at every problem!”

But seriously shouldn’t the restaurant in New Orleans have known who that guy was?

I didn’t realize using the word Fuck was such a fucking huge problem on the fucking internet

Playing the skin flute at a ‘Skins game

Some of those things are pure genius. Now I’m going to have to go spend all afternoon reading them on google

I’m lucky I have never gotten either as a tip but it always makes my day finding chick tracks. Damn things are hilarious

This is why I wake up on Mondays

When I was young (2) lived in an older house. My mom would watch me play sometimes during the day and it always looked like I was playing with someone. Whenever she would ask me what I was doing I would tell her I’m playing with “B.T!” Fast forward about 3 years and we moved out of the house to a new neighborhood that…

Never and I mean NEVER get fruit from a gas station. I witnessed a friend double over and wish to die for 13 hours straight road trip.

Kevin Johnson using public money to get @Deadspin shut down?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

He did warn us

Yes 100%

Yes you can

Looks like Johnny’s back off the wagon

At what point do they beg you to just turn it in and exchange it for a different car off the lot?

How can you even be mad at the guy?

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