How many years will I have to wait before I see the Lions win a superbowl?

No shit Sherlock

The difference between Peyton and Eli is, football injuries are not the reason Eli needs help.

I had a few too many on a weekend trip to Chicago and apparently “bathroom” and “refrigerator and my pants” are not the same thing.

Can you drop another 12-pack and let Susan know why her response sucks Dave? Or Mike or Drew.... whatever it is