I think I just came up with a new formula for a Murder, She Wrote/Golden Girls reboot.

No need - you can still play Braverman Bingo without even watching new episodes. Would Amber cry in a new episode? Would Adam and Crosby get into a fight where they’re yelling at eachother but not looking at eachother? Will Julia spend half the episode calling Joel “babe” without ever really communicating and having…

I have a friend who at this point should have made bumperstickers that say Dean = milquetoast.

I think Emily, who is improbably my favorite character, should get her groove back with a sexy YOUNGER working-class-type gentleman. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SCANDAL AT THE COUNTRY CLUB?? ALL OF HARTFORD WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT!! Other than this, I like all the things you listed. Make it so.

I literally just finished a post about how I feel so much better about ogling the pretty people on the Originals versus the boys on the Vampire Diaries because the crew on the spinoff is quite a bit less jail baity...

Heroes all. ughff.

To be fair, when they released the very first teaser that had Han and Chewy show up, it was Chewy’s bleating that got me teary-eyed at my computer at work anyway. I wanted a Chewbacca bestie when I was a kid in the same way I wanted a unicorn and dragon bestie. His cry when Han was put in carbonite in Empire always…

So as soon as I saw Han go out on that catwalk I pulled my hood up and retreated further and further into it, muttering under my breath, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” because I knew not only was Han a goner but that I’d have to hear Chewy bleat-cry out his anguish. Ugh. The worst. Don’t get me wrong - I loved…

That you ended this with a question mark seems to indicate that maybe you even realize that’s not what she was doing in the first place?

This exactly.

Right? This is why my ‘rents became reps back in the day (though they nearly always vote dem) but that just doesn’t hold up when the party is spending how much money on bogus witch hunt investigations into already debunked lies about PP, doing their best to ensure the impovershed are kept at a point at which they need…

This made me lol.

Sanaa Lathan as the last person standing in the first AVP movie was potentially the only good thing about that movie. Unrelated to the post, I know, but I always feel compelled to say that every time her name or Alien versus Predator comes up.

I mean, jeez, yes OBVIOUSLY. Now I feel like we have to fill the comments with randy, dirty Christmas puns and euphemisms...He can ride my reindeer all night long... He can suck on my mistletoe any time he likes...I’d take a tall glass of that eggnog, no rum necessary...What else...jingle my bells? Frost my…

ok bear with me but does anyone remember that scene in Roxanne with Steve Martin, where he has to come up with 20 wittier insults than “Big Nose”? I feel like there are at least that many easy responses to this nitwit using this response as his actual argument for defending the idiocy of our ammonormative country.

Okay, maybe I misread somewhere, but Sex Type Thing was their debut single, Plush came after. Sex Type Thing is only problematic to people who don’t grasp the full meaning (read: differences) of words like “literal”, “metaphor”, “satire”, etc. Otherwise, it’s a song ahead of it’s time that exposed a real issue that…

You know, I have to say that of all the people I’ve heard from who were disappointed by/hated with a blaze of fiery passion the last book, I’ve never come across anyone who disliked it because they were expecting a neat, rote, happy ending. Seriously. Though I’ve seen a million comments from those who liked it…

Goddammit. I saw another trailer last night and freaking teared up because it was so Rey-heavy and made me so happy that a young female character gets to be at the very apex of the new storyline. I had to go find my husband to get a hug and he’s all “but there was always Princess Leia”, yeah, in her bikini. I mean, I…

I don’t disagree with your inclination to avoid spoilers, I’m just mystified how folks can focus on a tiny fragment of her sentence while disregarding all the words used preceding it in order to spin it to something that isn’t supported by reading comprehension. She uses three descriptors to indicate she’s referring…

Do you really think she’s telling people they must stay in the room and listen raptly to the spoilers? Or maybe she’s just pointing out that adults don’t need to throw melodramatic spoiler tantrums.