Um, The Worst Witch is not from 1998.

He does have the closest thing to tentacles on the list, so....

Yeah, I think everyone would bang a vampire in some incarnation or another. They’ve been the sexy monster for years...

While I did not vote for Jaws, I’ll give him an honorable mention for having two dicks.

Didn’t even read the post yet because the obvious answer is the creature from the black lagoon. All. The. Way. No kissing though. Gross. Though I feel it bears mentioning that Jaws has two penises, as sharks do.

Why would you share this on National Cat day? WHY???????

Just cause this seems like the best place to post - really bummed you guys didn’t bring back the posts on late 80s teen thriller books like Fear Street and Final Friends and other Christopher Pike books this year :( Those were so great last year!! Though I do still enjoy this thread and having the shit scared out of…

Yeah, I have these pretty regularly. I think some of these stories are finally going to spur me into replacing the bulb in the hallway night light...

Sidenote: First and Last and Always and Some Girls Wander By Mistake are two of the several October albums I have on constant rotation starting on the first.

I have this book! I actually have two of Brian Fround’s faerie books. They are the best.

I’m seriously tearing up at the possibility that a medium could see my cat Loki chilling nearby me. I have two living cats whom I love to pieces, but Loki has been dead for 7 years next month and I still dream about him constantly. Or rather, he’s always with me in my dreams even if my two living kitties make the…

This actually sounds like paradise to me...sugar maples, overgrown lilac grove, where all the men are cats...

I’m fairly positive the dude with the gun was the Wolf Morgan let go. I mean, it looked like him. But also, the gun wasn’t just used in a flash fight with no consequences - the sound of it alerted Darryl that something was up and Rick was possibly killed, while also drawing the walkers to the RV and sinking Rick into…

So I found these at Target and plan on using in chocolate caramel pretzel bark...maybe all those other flavors will mask the hideousness of the m&ms?

Not only that - Morgan HAS already caused innocents to die because lest we forget - he already ran into two of the Wolves last season, let them live, and they were both among the invading group that were hacking innocent people to pieces. Morgan apparently realized he was somewhat culpable when he killed the one guy…

ack!! I saw the picture before I saw the headline and for a hot, harrowing second thought I was about to read a divorce announcement and have to throw my computer off my desk!

yeah, I’m gonna go with no thanks to your unsolicited criticisms about other peoples’ bangs. some of us have receding hair, high foreheads, a longstanding fascination with Egyptian wigs and a personal imperative to enjoy the perfect choppy bang.

Is White God really a horror movie though? It IS upsetting, I suppose, ugh, here come the tears again. That effing movie.

Honestly, I can’t even read this article because I can’t deal with the outrage that’ll set off my acid reflux today. So, I’m going to focus on the flip side - these fucks have hopefully limited their prospects for marriage to the point where they will never reproduce and their attitudes and hypocrisy and utter…

He also said, in 2009, that the world will be saved by the Western Woman. Given that two different women in different parts of our country had their insides yanked out of them in the last 48 hours by their respective “lovers”, and there’s a dude I could have babysat who just became a literal super villain at the…