By “new” I assume you mean anything from the last 25 years.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

And thus begins the neverending reboot of this presidency. The problem is they keep booting it back up to where they started on Jan 20.

Australia knew he was guilty the second he fled to Rome. Too sick to fly home my butt, he was healthy enough to scarper when people first started talking.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

I hope she’s banging her entire Secret Service detail.

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

Comey is responsible for Comey’s actions. No one else. If the Weiner laptop hadn’t existed I’m pretty sure he would have found some other way to attempt to throw the election to Trump.

If Comey is a neutral player he would have let the American people know that one of the candidates was under investigation for…

You think Jezebel buys Lyft ads? You don’t know how advertising works.

Lyft was built with investment money from Peter Thiel, a notes Trump supporter and the guy whose money helepd fund the lawsuit that killed Gawker. So it’s not like they’re a pool of social justice purity.

Rumor has it their new President will be an AI robot wearing a skin suit.

$3000,000 worth of health company shares

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I sort of see the Rashida and would like to throw Reba McEntire into the mix.

I would say that it doesn’t mean that he is guilty either. The interesting thing in this instance is that one of the women had worked with Affleck for years and not had issues with him until this movie, where the line between real and fake were blurred and where the whole point of the whole movie was to be fucking…

Did not see the same thing on Denzel’s face as you guys saw. In fact, I saw him tearing up.

At least Mel Gibson didn’t win.

I’ll bet when he sits on the toilet they hang in the water.

They’re all horocruxes of the same person, Roger Ailes.