I don’t think she lusts after him, Trump and jared make sure to rewire her programing each morning.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

You want him to die? I don’t.

Hopefully next time someone will wear a grizzly suit, cause that would be awesome.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

It truly speaks to the bottomless stupidity and inverse hubris of this man that he never realized for a moment that being President of the USA WOULD BE A HARD FUCKING JOB!

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Also it shouldn’t be your child’s responsibility to do this. You should have enough of a moral compass to try to do the right thing yourself in order to set an example for you kids!

“always pushing me to do the right thing”

that he thinks what has happened here is an affront to law enforcement only further underscores the fact that he believes his word is law.

Can’t you just feel them sawing your crotch in half?

Wouldn’t they?

This will bother Trump more than protests.

Don’t besmirch the Jell-O name, they would never be associated with such a monster.

More like “if it sounds and smells like a steaming pile of diarrhea . . . .”

‘Sir, did you, or did you not, grab this woman by the pussy?’

I’m sure Trump will just grant him clemency, that must be next on his agenda.

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.

I believe it. But secretly, I’m hoping she never has to decide, because I’m hoping he’ll be out of the White House before the end of the school year.