Maybe it’s because I’m old, but “Thank U Next” seems affectionate and appreciative to me, like, not at all mean to her exes?

He called her a “G”, I don’t think he’s mad...

1.Gender is a social construct.

Nothing about this face is normal given the 4-5 plastic surgeries she’s had. I loved her when she first came out; her messaging, her confidence, her ability to inspire me to feel good about myself despite my imperfections.

Then the surgeries started and now I think she’s no better than your average insecure instagram…

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

This is a Bad Take.

Everyone’s getting engaged or married and I’m just sitting over here not giving a shit while all my married friend’s relationships slowly implode over some dysfunction or another.

There was an old perv in Nantucket.

Seems like a really shitty reminder that unless you’re a mom, you don’t matter. Sorry, Kendall!

So two thousand and some years into the Christian experiment we still have no room at the inn and now aren’t even giving out water? 

Soooo hands up who’s already having a shite Christmas?

Wait a second...

You spelled Pine wrong 😉

I did my part in making sure this did not happen via refusing to watch the movie. (Note: I watched the trailer once).

None of them deserves a refund.

I mean, she does spell her name Kayti...

“Swift fans’ faces were reportedly cross-referenced against a cachet of images of Swift’s stalkers.

I could throw a shoe at Fashion Week party and hit someone better.

This is what I’m going through as of 5 hours ago. My partner had me wait in my car while she went with a guy friend to help him check into a cheap motel. So I’m in the front of the parking lot just smoking a cig and waiting..it had been about 15 min so I asked her what’s going on, she said they just got to the room…