I like to buy postcards with weird or interesting pictures on them and use them as bookmarks, trying to match the images thematically with the books.

Can’t believe Megan and Shia laBoofed.

Bigger than Kristin Stewart? Ms. Kendrick sounded great in “Into the Woods”, though she was out-acted by everyone else in the movie. Is she really a “star”? Those “Pitch Perfect” movies are dreadful...

Am I the only one who hated the movie? I can handle terrible acting. I can handle ridiculously bad dialogue. I can’t handle all that in a boring movie. I was bored to tears. Also found myself laughing at the “serious” moments because they were so damn ridiculous. Only me?

I am actually Team Davidson on this one. He was clearly making a dumb joke about his bad luck in love and the fact that their engagement was the literal definition of a media circus (and referenced several times on SNL already). Her clapping back just ... doesn’t sit right with me.

I was going to post a pic of Ackbar and leave it at that, but you know what? Considering that Beyonce’s beauty is the result of being stunningly beautiful since the beginning of time and J.Lo’s is the result of witchcraft and sheer willpower, I’m gonna give my point to Jenny from the Block.

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright … Perrlando!

relevant:

Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.  

ugh i feel like all we do is talk about vag tears. 

We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.

I’ve been afraid to be grayed for saying it, but....I call him Mr. Potato Head. His body is smokin’, but rhe head is just so oddly shaped. And beige. 

I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.

Wooohoooo!!! I have so many of these I don’t know where to start. This will be an ongoing project over the weekend. OK I’ll start with a pretty tame one, but that was just insanely weird.

Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.

“This girl, like, she was like, ‘I want a pig.’ And then an hour later it was just there. You know what I mean? Like, I’m still trying, to get, like, a Propecia refill….This chick got a pig in a fucking hour.

https://www.shopskinnygirl.com/

This is somehow more earth-shattering than learning Bhad Bhabie is pronounced “bad baby”