This is missing the debate that’s nearly torn New Jersey in two...taylor ham or pork roll?

Jamie Foxx’s portrayal of Wanda Wayne in In Living Color was an inspiration.

McD’s Buffalo is 2nd only to Hot Mustard. But I’ve been seeing lists that people hate it. Ignoramuses. Horsey sauce should be #1 because it makes Arby’s roast beef taste good.

Ari: Xbox Game Pass’ April Lineup is Kind of a Letdown

why wouldn’t you want your children to find out how you got so famous and rich?

food steamers that constantly broke down, sometimes sprung a leak, were a pain in the ass to clean

So don’t buy produce, meat, or any product where generic is good enough. I’d also add that you shouldn’t buy anything with a long shelf-life that goes on sale at other stores. Other store sale prices are way better than Walmart prices, so stock up when that happens.

Now bring back the meximelt you cowards.

In defense of those nurses, I would also be disturbed if I were being hit on by a dead person!

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire.

When reached for comment, Frank Langella only responded with the following

Is that what was said? No it’s not. Why do so many of you automatically go to such a dark place?

Yeah ... let’s forget about nuance completely and label someone a sexual harrasser without knowing all the facts.

What really is weird to me about this whole scandal is that CK’s transgressions were both much smaller than those of others outed/processed at the same time (Weinstein, Cosby, Spacey,) he owned up to them immediately, and (unless I missed something) the offenses had all happened during a specific period of time,…

I likewise do not have the faintest clue how to explain to you that caring about other people, even victims, need not include giving into every possible concession on their behalf.

He publicly owned up to it and apologized. He had a megadeal with FX taken away. Comedy clubs were refunding people if customers could not stand to see him and walk out. Millions in tour dates cancelled. A solid 3+ years laying low...and she’s against cancel culture, but wants him to still pay for what he did?  All…

Why's he using they to describe himself, they is a group, they is not singular, he or she or it is singular. Please don't use multiple to describe a singular being please, that's mucho confusing.

Gimli is just so...happy.

Article pitch: What if I made the same point as a 40-second Youtube video, only longer, and in a way that made every reader wish for death?

How do you know which characters are women?  Are you a biologist?