Each of these guys has more talent in their toenail clippings than any writer here...

I’m going to go against the AV Club grain here and say Kevin Smith seems like a really decent, cool guy.

It’s a little crazy that Artie Lange outlived Saget and Macdonald.

Except when they add “you’re making a scene.”

No, Starbucks coffee just tastes that bad. 

Look, I’m only doing this because it has been an hour and nobody else has.  This fruit is almost hanging to low even for me:

Already got both my federal and state refunds!

My go-to is simple roasted cauliflower. I just toss it with a healthy amount of olive oil, salt and pepper, sometimes a bit of garlic, and a touch of whichever kind of vinegar I’m in the mood for. I then put it in a 450 degree oven until it’s browned to the point were it is not quite burned. It’s definitely important…

love that she presents being gifted a pair of expensive high heels for writing the barbie movie as some kind of weird thing. it’s like the only time it makes sense.

He punched a 77-year-old man, the man fell down, hit his head, and died as a result. This is textbook manslaughter per Florida statutes: regardless of whether there was a specific intent to kill, it is reasonably foreseeable that punching an old man in face could lead to their death; the fact that the kid was almost…

We will not be silenced!

What kind of fake news is this? What about the third type of person who isn’t a psycho and just eats their fries in between bites of burger until both are gone?

Can’t we just move the deer crossing signs to a better location? Seems stupid to tell the deer that they can cross in the middle of a highway.

This isn’t a review, it’s the celebration of an Asian-themed movie. Which is fine and all, but a review would be nice too. 

What the fuck is this? This is barely even a review, it’s just pointing out that there’s Chinese and Canadian elements in it - which would be one thing if it wasn’t so poorly written! Didn’t an A mean something once?

Fun Fact: At no point does the recipe, as originally presented by Peacock and faithfully reproduced here, tell you to do anything with the ancho chilis after processing them and setting them aside. As far as the recipe is concerned, they shall remain in your food processor forevermore.

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however, you *can* safely protect yourself from machine gun fire by popping a wheelie with your dirt bike.

“The COVID discussion sketch had a little too much of the semi-contrarian ‘everything we did in response to COVID was cringe and wrong, but it’s not woke to say it’ vibe that I’m seeing a lot lately on the Substack left and Trumpy right”