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No. You're bad at analogies.

That was a really eloquently written letter.

I'm not really surprised I'm funnier than you, though.

..."forced"?

to you maybe. with a username like that I would have to think you are smart enough of a person to reread what is written in your posts and realize that to someone who wasn't there it doesn't make sense.

What.

Because he wasn't actually served in an 8-inch roll and filled with slices of cheese and deli meat.

That now makes two things Sanchez and Stevie Wonder have in common: cornrows, and the inability to see what's directly in front of them.

Music Critic: Lamar, I'm afraid to say it's flabby, lumbering, monotonous, lacking in aesthetic value, and totally and completely devoid of flow.

Oh my god that beach visit was the best!

Yankees: [play a doubleheader]

"And then, finally, I received a court settlement for my injury. I took the $51,000 and immediately paid off all of my credit cards—"

What I read:

In order to make bread pudding, you'll need bread.

They aren't human beings.

5. If Jeter did what Middlebrooks did, it would be described as the smartest play in history, regardless if obstruction were called.

Like balls and strikes?

The man, who works as a bartender...

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.