"Barkevious, the hippogriph has escaped and is flying toward Hogwarts!"
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Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?
Defense Attorney: If it please the court, our defense is extremely simple: Alex Rodriguez did not understand the supplements he was taking were actually PEDs.
Dramatic Howard is that guy who fucked up his ACL in intramural football because he attemtped some misguided cut against Pike. But, you know, he "totally gets" what Adrian Peterson had to go through and his rehab was-
Not the first time Muhammad has been cited when two jets hit.
So, I guess that lady's pregnant?
It seems like every time you guys post a story about Turner Field it involves a Braves fan who could use a good railing.
Thank you for clearing that up, bro. Because, you know, no one on Deadspin is going for a cheap laugh.
Albert, you know I love you, but ranking yellow mustard above spicy brown means you're either a psychopathic criminal or horrible things were done to you as a child. Or both.
BAH GAWD KANG HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF
To be fair, everyone spotted outside of philly is a real winner.
My favorite juice glass from childhood has never been more appropriate.
Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now
They're worth a bunch of plastic beads. I think they are actually moving on up the economic ladder with some delicious pizza.
The main issues with this formulation are: it contains a lot of carriers and water softners (NaCO3 from washing soda and MgSO4 from the Epsom salts), but a low amount of surfactant (soap), it uses a low-grade surfactant (soap) rather than a combination of at least two synthetic surfactants (usually anionic LAS +…
Andrew Ryan's not usually one for defending golf clubs.
Yeah yeah save the vitriol... I'm no fan of the NYPD at all (probably called them Fascists a few times myself), but the point is pretty obvious here: prevent copycats. Afroduck basically encouraged it, and when you start to have more people racing around NYC with impunity, you're bound to have something bad happen…
I would assume this means they have captured all the murders, drug dealers, muggers and so on because only a fucking worthless public servant would go after this guy before arrest people who ACTUALLY hurt someone?
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