Does anyone know a website I might visit in order to fund a class on teaching this fellow the very beginnings of karate?

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Nothing stings quite like a internet jab about one's love life. The point stands, though: Even in Oklahoma, Duncan's a shitbox.

You seem dumb.

Watching paint dry is more fun than watching either the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76ers. So this does make sense.

Man, I hope all this negative press doesn't overshadow 104.5's upcoming interview with Roberto Clemente.

Host: Mr. Daly, your word is "sober."

[several months ago]

Gonzalez/Alvarez is 27 years old now, and has never made it higher than A-ball.

It wasn't just the caps. The Mariners made sure their entire franchise was going backwards.

So a 19 year-old shooting a foul shot in The Final Four can concentrate through waving hands and yells, but a professional golfer cannot? Please explain.

Why can a high school placekicker kick a field goal with a blaring band, shouting fans, and air horns, but a professional "athlete" needs total silence to make a putt?

It's a vast improvement over their first draft.

"A Night of Rods." Or as your mom calls it, "Thursday."
BOOM! WEEKEND, HERE I COME.

Reminds me of time I see Skrbain Svennsen impaled on baseball bat outside of burning church. Much enjoyment was brought to me seeing this sight.

How big a deal would it be if John Walsh suddenly confessed to killing Adam? Huge, right? I feel like this would trigger a wave of cynicism that would circle the globe way more than the stupid shockwave from that stupid Russian meteor or whatever. Yep, I killed him, I chopped him up, then I made a bitchin' TV show all…

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This is so refreshing. Usually it's a minimum of ten directions and 3 photos when they ask how to get somewhere.